Is growling--This is just an advanced form of purring.

 

Is hissing--It's just out of breath.

 

Is running away--It wants to play tag.

 

Bites you--It's just hungry, not mad.

 

If its hiding--It wants to play hide and seek.

 

Is wagging its tail--it likes you and wants to be friends

 

Is lying on its back--Its playing schrades with you

 

Jumps at you with teeth bared--It just is trying to hug you.

 

Rubs up against your legs-- Its time that you pay your tributes to it.

 

 

 

What it means when....

Your owner steps on your tail-- The car horn is out, your the replacement.

 

Your owner kicks you--An invitation to a friendly game of kickball.

 

Your owner throws you-- An invitation to a friendly game of baseball is in order.

 

Yells NO!!!--The voices in his head are getting to him again.

 

More to come.....