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Pondering
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Maybe we should ponder.....

Pondering

What in the world? How does pondering fit into this website? Here at Earth Turtle Online, we dont ponder unless its about something ignorant. Stuff like: Why does the great microwave in the sky always break in the winter time?
 
There are many things you can ponder about:
 
Some ideas include:
 
Would a fly without wings be a walk?
 
If a deaf person cussed, would his/her mom wash his/her hands?
 
What truly defines ______? (fill in the blank with a word)
 
Where does liver really come from?

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Whats Pondering

Pondering is similar to meditation, but there is a certain difference. See, the way it works is this.  The "Ponderer" states an ignorant phrase in question format and then places his pointer finger on one side of his jaw, and his thumb on the other side. Then he simultaneously moves the thumb and pointer finger toward the center of the chin repeating this motion until an ignorant conclusion is met.

Pondering Fact of the Week
A female ponderer is called a ponderess!!