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Movie and Video Game Reviews
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This page is for movie and video game reviews that my friends and I have watched and played (respectively).
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Movie Reviews

Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

This is by far, one of the most awesome movies and definetly the best of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. It is filled with humor, battle, and has a great storyline. The special effects are some of the best that i have ever been priveleged to see.
 
Overall...2 thumbs up from me.
 
 
The Passion of the Christ
I went, not too long ago, and saw The Passion. In my opinion, it opens a person's eyes to what Jesus Christ went through for them, or at least, it opened mine. It was very brutal though, especially the beating scenes and I dont think that even some of the younger teens should see it because of this unless the parent knows that this person can handle what is being presented.
 
Im not going to rate this one...go see it yourself!
 
Pirates of the Carribean
Although some people say it's dumb, I think that it's a great movie...and very funny. There's really not much else to say about it.
 
My rating--i'd give it a ten :)
Happy Tree Friends
Now, the happy tree friends are not really a movie, but it comes in episodes that are soo good i thought you might like to watch some. There should be a link to it on this page...Have fun!!
 
Rating--If you just want blood, guts, and gore..its a movie for you.

To view the Happy Tree Friends Click Here WARNING: They may seem like it..but these cartoons are not for little kids!

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Video Game Reviews

Madden NFL 2003 (Gamecube)
I have this game, and if you want the real deal then this is a pretty fun game. I enjoy it anyway. Several new moves (juke steps) and endzone dances galore.
 
NFL Blitz 2003 (Gamecube)
Now, if you like the football that you can retaliate on your opponents for scoring that touchdown, getting a first down, or for no reason whatsoever, this is the game for you. Although the proportions are a bit off (between player size and field size), the game goes much quicker and is pretty exciting.
 
Jedi Outcast (Gamecube)
This game is one of the best games that's out for the Gamecube right now.  The lightsaber battle system is the best around (as far as I know anyway), and there are plenty of levels and lots of action. It has a multiplayer mode with several different ways to play, plus you get to choose all of your force powers, your light saber color, and your character (only in multiplayer mode). Very great game.
 
Super Smash Bros. Melee
Now, if you played the Super Smash Bros. for the N64, and loved it. You will basically die when you play  this game. This is the original SSB but packed with soo much more. Several new characters, (even two new females!!) plus your traditional 10 or 12. New levels and ways to play the game, and tournament mode for those who really get into it. Try out the Stamina mode if you think you are really good. This is one of my absolute favorites for the Gamecube.
 
007:Nightfire
Overall, it's a good game. I, myself, have not played the levels, but I have played on multiplayer mode. And just a fair warning..I think GoldenEye for the N64 was a bit easier and a bit better than this one. Oh, and when you jump, it looks totally unrealistic, so its like...ok that was wierd. Pretty good game though.
 
Rogue Squadron II
Another fair warning..DO NOT buy this game. Its alright the first two levels, but after that it is impossibly hard and you never know what your supposed to be destroying. The only plus I'll give it is on the graphics.