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Now there might not be much here, but very likely, this is the most important page on this site.
Looking for something worthwhile to do with your time? I have heard tell of a
new rising empire. Its the National Peoples. The National Peoples is lead up by Zebra the Great who is currently
looking for people to make his army to take over the known world.
Your Mission
As an enlisted member of the National Peoples you will be disguised as a salesman selling Marshmallow
Murphies, the newest sensation that's soon to be sweeping the nation. While disguised as a harmless salesman you will
need to seek out confidential information concerning the plans of our enemies to destroy the Great Zebras empire.
Whats the picture have to do with the empire? Who knows?
What's Marshmallow Murphies?
Marshmallow Murphies is the new cereal, a whole box of marshmallowy goodness. Recently
we've added a prize in every box. The buyer will either receive Pinerman or Cader Woman, the newest and coolest superheroes
around. Another new development is the Lemon Flavored Marshmallow Murphies. Its your favorite Marshmallow cereal
with added lemon flavor.
Now in your travels you may encounter hostility from those who know, and some who dont know, what the empire
of Zebra is. Thus you must learn the Battle Cry of the National Peoples.
1. Face those apposing you.
2. Take a deep breath.
3. Yell Zeeeee for about three seconds
4. Yell Braaa for about five seconds in a lower tone.
When you can do this you are ready to start your mission. Sometimes, if you are just in a good mood
it helps support the empire to yell Zebra. Whether you are in Wal-Mart or just cruising down the road.
The more people yelling it the better. Perhaps some day you will meet the Great Zebra. Until then, may
the might and wisdom of the National Peoples be with you!
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