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Ignorant Things To Do In Public
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Anyone who has ever been ignorant knows that you need a checklist of ignorant things to accomplish at stores...namely wal-mart here.
 
Just a side-note: by placing this picture, I am not saying that arson is a good prank, because, its illegal.
 
 

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Not all of these things are good ideas...some may get you kicked out of the store....i have, however, done a few of these and am rapidly working down my checklist.
 
1. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.
 
2. Re-dress mannequins as you see fit.
 
3. Leave small gifts or sacrifices in the hands of mannequins
 
4. Set up a tent in the camping dept and tell people youll only invite them if they bring pillows from bed and bath.
 
5. Hold cart races and have people place bids on who wins.
 
6. Set up a massive X-Men vs GI Joes battle in the toy dept.
 
7. Put M&Ms on layaway.
 
8. Pay for layaways 50 cents at a time.
 
9. Take carts for the express purpose of filling them and leaving them in strategic locations.
 
10. Have wars with giant rolls of carpet.
 
Dumb things to do in Restaurants
I plan to add to this one, but I have got some good ideas that im working on for this section.
 
1. Wait until a employee walks by and slam your face into the box that your sandwich came in. Your face may get messy if you try it in the actual food!
 
2. Take the chairs from higher tables and sit them by the lower tables. Switch the chairs of different sizes.
 
3. Make stupid comments indirectly as the waitresses walk by. (not my idea).

1. Sit on display lawn chairs while reading the newspaper until kicked off them.
 
2. Set all alarm clocks to go off in ten minute intervals throughout the day.
 
3. Ride those electronic cars at the front of the store.
 
4. When there are people behind you walk really slow. Especially down narrow isles.
 
5. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through say things like "the fat man walks alone." and try to make them think the clothing is speaking to them.
 
6. When walking alone get into a serious conversation with yourself and then fall on the floor having convulsions.
 
7. Play soccer with a group of friends using the entire store as the playing field.
 
8. Move "Caution, Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
 
9.  TP as much of the store as possible.
 
10. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

If you have any ideas for this page or any others email me at: praetorian8806@hotmail.com