7 Terrible Role Models

	Harry Potter Well, lets think about this one... if you were to try to fly a car over the railroad tracks while being chased by a train i dont imagine your mother and father would be too happy when you came home without their car. And i know that flying on a broomstick looks fun, but trust me, no matter how fast you run across your roof before you jump, the darn thing just wont fly.   Pokemon   The primary problem with using pokemon as rolemodels is that, no matter what you do, you will never be able to make lightning come down from the sky upon will and trying to trap wild animals in a ball isnt very well accepted by local law enforcement...need i say any more?

	Barney   This is by far one of the all time worst rolemodels EVER! This moron would be singing a song if he were on an airplane that was falling at mach 2. "The propeller on the plane goes round and round, round and round..." umm, no, how about not.   Steve (Blue's Clues)   This is truly a good example of how not to be. He has to think about how to make an ice cream cone. Doesnt the name say it enough? Ice cream + cone = ice cream cone....Oh! and "Do you see a clue?" Umm.. the show could be WAY shorter if he would just learn to do simple things without consulting everyone and their dog before turning around to see a clue...i dont know...this one is beyond me. The Wiggles Now this one is just really really beyond me. The things they do are not normal guy activities...i think they are a little bit twisted, and i have thought before that possibly they were the ones behind the whole Telletubby episode which still is putting small children in permanent trauma today.   Telletubbies I almost think the very name should say enough for me to stop right here..but i will say something. Telletubbies was almost a success among small children..but then they investigated that purple one and that was the end of their reign. This show ended up soo terrible, that parents would not let their children watch it, and that's saying something.

	Jimmy Neutron Now, honestly, Jimmy isnt a bad kid, but that hair has just got to go..i have seen ice cream cones look more stylish...Now, as with Harry Potthead, many of the things Jimmy does are illogical/impossible/against the law. Not your ideal poster child. Cant tie his own shoes but he can build all this illogical technilogical stuff. That brings a big ???? in my head. So unless you enjoy Jail House Rock dont follow Jimmy.   The Gaither Hour Why is this included? While, the gaither group(s) have written some awesome songs, their show serves as little more than an entire hour of annoyances. Why do you pack a building as full as it can get just to sing a bunch of songs and then go home? I dont know, you tell me.